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This bloke calls, all nervous—pathetic! “Hey, mate, u free tonite?” Voice shakin’ like a soggy soufflé. I’m like, “Grow a pair, ya muppet!” Sex-dating’s brutal—did ya know 1 in 5 matches flake? Little fact for ya, ya numpty. I’ve seen it—chattin’ up some bird online, she’s all “oooh yeah,” then poof—gone! Makes me mad as hell. “What’s the matter with you?!” I’d yell if I could. Happy bit? When it works—shagged a stunner once, felt like Tony bleeding Curtis in *Brooklyn*. “You’re tearing me apart!”—nah, mate, it was glorious!

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Oh man, buddy, let me tell ya 'bout Lewis-Center (us)! It's, like, the coolest little town ever, ya know? I'm here runnin’ my massage parlor on Maple Ln near the old Waterford Road. That area is chill, like WALL-E’s dusty, adorable home, wastin' time and wonderin' if it could be more than it is, even if “I don't want to lose my ability to feel!”

Used by many, but in need of a ‘complete overhaul.’ At 30, where does the Reggie Lewis Center go from here?