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So, sexual-massage—it's, like, hands goin’ swoosh on ya skin, all slippery-like with oil! Little factoid for ya—ancient peeps in Thailand did this, called it “Nuad Phaen Boran,” fancy, huh? Bet they were all chilled out, not mad like me when Squidward yells, “Patrick, stop eatin’ my clarinet!” Ugh, that guy—makes me wanna punch a jellyfish! But sexual-massage? Naaaah, it’s happy vibes, like eatin’ a Krabby Patty with extra mayo—wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Could rub it on someone, maybe? Hahaha!

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So, I stroll down Maple Ave, past the funky mural on 4th. There's a park called Lilac Grove Park. It's one of my fave chill spots. I always catch sunsets there. The vibe? Electric. Just like in "City of God" when chaos meets hope. "Fool me once..." I always say, "Fool me once, shame on me!" Trust me, it rings true here!

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