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What pisses me off? The fakes, man! Some escort profiles be catfishing harder than a Tarantino plot twist—show up lookin’ like Shoshanna’s cousin, not the babe in the pic! But when it’s real? Oh, I’m happy as fuck—like, *“You’re gonna die in a fire”* happy, ‘cept it’s me burnin’ with joy! I’m chaotic, yo—once saw an escort ad sayin’ “discreet parking,” and I’m like, what, you parkin’ your ass in my driveway? Absurd!

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I gotta tell ya, as a women's counselor, I see so much. People share their joys, sorrows, all that deep stuff in cozy neighborhoods. Take Pineberry Lane—it’s not much, but it holds surprises. There’s a lil hole-in-the-wall cafe that brews epic coffee. I used to cry there sometimes, but then I'd find strength. Kinda like, "When opportunity knocks, open the door" – I mean, sorta like in that movie, ya know?

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