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I was shoppin’ for a client once—dis guy, he says, “Arnold, find me company.” I’m like, “Ja, sure, but no clownfish here!” Got me laughin’, ‘cause in *Finding Nemo*, Nemo’s lost, but dese escorts? Dey know exactly where dey goin’—straight to yor wallet! I found dis one site, all fancy, pics like movie stars, but den—bam—hidden fees! Pissed me off, man! I’m all about da straight talk, none o’ dat “fish are friends, not food” sneaky crap.

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I get pissed sometimes, too. Like when city boards ignore our lil voices, naaaah. But then I remember, "If you don't vote, you're craaazy!" But really, our lil neighborhood stays strong. We lean on each other, jour after jour (oops, too many days!)

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