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Not all’s peachy, tho. Got these days when I stumble on a pothole so gnarly, it gives me whiplash—and I get mad, ya know? Mad like Royal Tenenbaums vintage anger—but then I remember how lucky I am. “I’m a spurned genius,” I might mutter, cuz sometimes even geniuses get tripped by a bad sidewalk, man.

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