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Still, it’s Jersey—everybody’s chasin’ tail. Apps make it easy, too easy, ya ask me. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Dis is whack,” but I get it—people lonely, horny, whatever. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say 80% of dese dates end in bangin’ or ghostin’. Pick your poison. Oh, an’ don’t get me started on da STDs—wrap it up, you mooks! Gabagool? Ova here—sex-datin’s a mess, but damn, it’s our mess. Whaddya gonna do?

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Oh man, misks pop up shared tw things. I mean, sometimes the traffic at Navajo Dr drives me nuts, but it’s like, you know, part of the charm? I love its quirky pace mixed with cool nature vibes. I get mad sometimes, but who cares? It’s all part of the far-out ride!

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