Sophie Lansdowne Brothel ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, brothels – legal in some spots, shady in others. Nevada’s got ‘em regulated, fancy-like, but back in old days, wild west times, they were everywhere! Saloons, dusty gals, whiskey stinkin’ up the joint. Kinda cool, kinda gross. “What’s your name again?” – like in the movie, nobody’s real, right? Everyone’s actin’. Makes me laugh, tho – imagine me, Homer, waddlin’ into one. “D’oh! Where’s the beer tap?”

Lansdowne Street, Surry Hills

Lansdowne is a aging Transexual Pimp selling her hoes on the Streets of Sharon Hill and Darby Township at a PHENOMENAL Price! But dont get on her bad side!

So, Lansdowne is this quirky little place with streets that twist and turn random-like. Start with Main Street—smelly, busy, but fulla heart. I often stroll down Main, past the old brick facades at 12 Cedar Ave (stupid, fat hobbit!) and get lost in memories of family therapy sessions under the fading neon signs. Sometimes i feel like Gollum whispering to myself, "We needs it, yes we does!"

Lansdowne man accused of armed carjacking in Lower Merion as a teen loses bid for juvenile court