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In Kazakhstan, escort rare like two-headed goat, but here, big city, they everywhere! Little fact—old time, escort call “courtesan,” fancy word, huh? Sound like cousin who shear sheep bad. Me, I like escort who talk, not just sit like statue. One time, I hire escort, she sing folk song, I cry happy tear, very nice! But other time, ugh, she chew gum loud, make me mad—why you ruin mood, lady?!

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Now, truely, as I walk these streets, the echoes of “There will be blood!” boom inside me every time I pass the old industrial district near Iron Works Rd. (Yep, that’s me, quoting PT Anderson!). I feel like the city’s epic drama is unfolding around me—“I drink your milkshake!” kind of dramatic, ya know? Each corner, each cracked sidewalk, has its own war cry, a testament to Lansdale’s resilience. And I gotta say, “We shall fight on these streets,” like some damn valiant soldier rallying the spirit of true Lansdale grit!

Woman, 71, succumbs to injuries one week after being hit by pickup in Lansdale Borough