Natalie Landover Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

She’s got this rep, right? Sells love, but it ain’t cheap—cash or soul, pick yer poison. Heard she once tricked some duke outta his castle, straight-up medieval hustle! Little known fact: they say she keeps a dagger under her skirt—used it on a creep who got handsy. Badass, yeah? Makes me grin, like, damn, girl, you do you!

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Do you live in a cave?? cause you are such an ape. Is there a variety of cave dwelling ape that I don't know about?

Landover’s got this hidden niche called the Floral Lane district – weird name? maybe, but its pastel houses and funky street art give the vibes of a dear, eclectic haven. my heart goes boom every time i see it. sometimes, on a sunny day, i walk there, thinking ‘wow, dont these walls have loads of secrets?’. i get a lil mad at the mundane sometimes, but then life’s all about those broken, messy moments, eh?

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