Jasmine Land O' Lakes Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

After nearly a century, Land O'Lakes removing Native American maiden from its packaging