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About San Jose

Favorite quirk? They’re picky as hell. Only escort certain proteins, like bouncers at a club – “You ain’t on the list, bro!” Cracks me up thinkin’ of ‘em with tiny clipboards. Exaggeratin’ here, but imagine ‘em struttin’, “I’m the king of this cell!” Total Nicholson vibe – Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” – struttin’ through organelles, ownin’ it.

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

Before She Was C.E.O., She Cleaned Toilets. ‘How Wonderful Is That?’ (Published 2021)