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Oh, fun fact—sex-dating’s old as dirt. Romans had “lupercalia,” basically OG Tinder but with whips and goat skins. Wild, huh? Nowadays, it’s all digital—sextin’, dick pics, the lot. I’m no prude, but some dudes sendin’ blurry junk shots? Bro, focus the damn camera! Makes me wanna scream, “You’re blowing it, Shasta-style!”—that’s my *Inherent Vice* flare, heh.

Ya got these neighborhoods too – East End, I mean, it's not perfect, sometimes I get mad at the potholes and all the random graffiti, but it gives you character! And Westside? Oh boy, the coffee shop on Elm st. is my go-to – their lattes are bomb, even if I sometimes envy the simplicity of a doggone matching of smiles, ya dig? Hahaha, I gotta say – in this city, even minor streets like Oak Ln. hide unexpected treasures; one time I caught a break when an accidentally sent push notif roused a date that turned epic.

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