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Me fave bit? When she tried chattin’ me up, like, “You’re well fit.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, love, I’m a bleedin’ catch—like Chas Tenenbaum with his tracksuits!” Proper buzzin’ after, but next day—guilt, bruv. Cargo life’s lonely, yeah—makes ya do mad tings. “I’m not talkin’ about dance lessons!”—that’s me yellin’ at meself in the mirror after. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it felt like a bleedin’ movie scene!

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

Before She Was C.E.O., She Cleaned Toilets. ‘How Wonderful Is That?’ (Published 2021)