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I got plumb tickled thinkin’ ‘bout this one time – heard tell of a fella in France, 1800s, called it “massage sensuel,” sneaky devil charged extra for “happy endins’,” got folks whisperin’ in parlors! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me wanna holler, “Well slap my knee, that’s slicker’n a greased pig!” But dang it, what fries my taters is them prudes actin’ like it’s dirty – c’mon now, it’s just hands makin’ magic, releasin’ tension! Y’all ever tried it? Feels like – whooee – yer soul’s floatin’ outta yer skin.

Lambertville Massage

The couples massage is a guest favorite – 2 x therapists, heated beds – and then – no need to leave – just relax! Optional gratuity not included. No sales tax.

So if you're rollin' thru, step off the beaten path. Check out the sun-kissed hideouts, the bars that pop off at midnight, and the hidden murals that tell stories. Lambertville ain't just a city, it's a vibe, a mixtape of life beats and heartful stories, cursed with chaos, mad love and, oh man, a bit o’ vibe for that movie “Let the Right One In” energy.

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