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I tried it once, ok? Got on Tinder, lyin’ about my height—six foot, bitches!—and this girl’s like, “let’s meet.” I’m hyped, thinkin’ I’m gonna score, but she shows up, smells like old tacos, and I’m like, “SERIOUSLAH?!” Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect my authoritah!” right in her face. Didn’t even bang her—total letdown. But here’s a fun fact, right? Did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘cause some nerd in the ‘90s made a hookup site for his buddies? True story! Now it’s all “DTF” this, “NSA” that—alphabet soup of horniness!

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Err, oh – I gotta spill a lil’ secret: an underground speakeasy tucked behind an unassuming door at 27 South Street. Only a few know ‘bout it – a haven for those seekin’ unconventional love and taboo confessions. I’ve spilled many intentional secrets there during mad nights. It’s wild, proper edgy, and full o’ surprises that’d make ya roar with laughter or cry like you watched Melancholia one too many times.

Watch: Touring the remade Eastlake Ave from REI to Lakeview Blvd