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Alright, so I’m a detective, right? Larry David style—neurotic, ranting, all that jazz. And I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, y’know, like ya do. Whore! What a word, huh? Sounds dirty, cheap—like a gum-stuck shoe. But lemme tell ya bout this one whore I came across, oh man, case from last year, still burns me up! She was slick—called herself Lola, real name probly somethin’ dull like Susan. Worked the streets near that dive bar, Rusty Anchor, stinkin’ of beer and regret. Pretty, pretty good at her game, though—had half the precinct fooled, thinkin’ she’s just some lost soul. Hah! Lost soul, my ass.

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Yo, every nook in this city sparkles with moments – heartwarming, heartbreaking, and just downright odd. I’m talkin raw human feels everywhere: a hot midnight confession on Riverbend Lane or a spontaneous family picnic in the park that stops time for a sec.

Flower Mound council puts 21-acre Lakeside East proposal on hold