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About Los Angeles

So, findin’ a prossie – it’s dodgy, mate. We sneaks round, eyes dartin’, lookin’ for them lasses in fishnets. London’s got ‘em hidin’ in Soho, or so they says – back in the 90s, coppers nabbed 300 in one night there, wild, eh? Me blood boils when them pimps leer, all smug-like – filthy gits! Makes me wanna claw somethin’. But then – ha! – this one time, I sees a gal, all glittery, winkin’ at me, and I’m like, “Nice try, tricksy!” She probs thought I was a punter, not a scrawny weirdo like me, heh!

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So first off, PLakeside got some crazy streets. If you ever hit down 5th Avenue, you'll see cool murals, tasty food trucks, an' even some hidden benches where folks spill their guts under moonlight. I swear, sometimes the city feels like it’s whisperin secrets, just like in that movie – slow, deep, and gritty, ya feel me?

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