Vanessa Lakeland Sexual Massage ❤️

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Wawaweewa! Me Borat, I talk sexual-massage now. Very nice! You know, in Kazakhstan, we no have this fancy stuff. But here, oof, I try it once – crazy time! Sexual-massage, it’s like… hands go everywhere, yes? Make you feel like king! I see this movie, “Yi Yi,” my favorite, so slow, so deep, like good massage. “Life, it just happen,” they say in film – same with sexual-massage, you no plan, just boom, relax!

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You can choose from an array of massage options — including Swedish, Deep Tissue, Sports massage, cupping and more! Be sure to ask us about our Signature “True” Massage, .

Eh, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout Lakeland (us) from my wild, over-the-top pleasure coach view! This city, oh man, it's a riot of little surprises and quirky corners that keep me buzzin’ like a madcap hopper. My fave jam? “Requiem for a Dream” style lines prolly, like, “It’s a fine day to get your mind blown!” – or somethin' crazy like that!

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