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Sex-dating’s wild—did ya know, back in ‘90s, folks used newspapers for hookups? Called ‘em “personals”—straight-up OG Tinder! Makes me happy, thinkin’ how far we’ve come—now it’s all “DTF?” in ya DMs. But damn, it pisses me off when they flake—fear of rejection, maybe? Leads to anger, like Yoda says. Had this chick once, all flirty, then poof—gone! Felt like Larry when his wife ditched him for Sy Ableman. “Accept the mystery,” huh? Screw that, I was salty!

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Don’t even get me started on Central Square. It’s not just a busy hub; it's like the boardroom of feelings! People buzzin’, energy high, kinda like when you’re in a meeting and someone drops a killer pun (haha, classic!). The locals there? Genuine, quirky souls who drop lines like "Life’s a bittersweet symphony, innit?" which, by the way, reminds me of the poetic moments in “The Assassin” – real zen and subtle, ya know?

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