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The locals call it home, ya know. There’s a quirky neighborhood, Eastby Heights, where art meets chaos. You got cool murals on Sidewlk Ave – oh man, it’s lit! And then there’s the heart of the city, near Crescent Park, where couples cuddle on benches and gossip like wild tongues. I loooove hanging around there, watchin’ ppl, catchin’ that magic moment, kinda like in "Certified Copy" – a piece of art where every second speaks volumes ("I must break you!" style, baby).

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