Ada Lake Stevens Whore ❤️

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Whores, man, they’re like the wind in that movie—wild, free, untamed. “What is this world?” the monk asks, and I’m sittin’ here like, “Yeah, what IS it when you’re sellin’ your ass for a buck?” I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am, ‘cause it’s me, Judge Judy! But these gals got guts, and that’s somethin’. One time, I read this crazy story—back in the 1800s, some whore in Paris ran a whole spy ring outta her brothel. Can ya believe that? Sippin’ tea with kings by day, screwin’ ‘em for secrets by night—talk about multitaskin’! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘cause she was smarter than half the schmucks in my courtroom.

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The downtown area near 5th Ave? That’s where you get a real feel for the town’s soul. I often see locals whistlin’ as they walk by, me sometimes nodding like, "Yeah, kid, you got it." It’s all very intimate and raw – sometimes making me laugh out loud at the sheer ordinariness yet peculiarity. People here, they got stories, y'know? And trust me, a massage parlor owner hears plenty – more secrets than some spies in David Cronenberg’s flick, if ya catch my drift… I am your father.

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