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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Toby J Hooker Age Lives in: Hauser ID. Used to live: Lake Stevens WA, Everett WA, Bothell WA. AKA: Brent Edward Beaman, Cynthia M Jacox.

The downtown area near 5th Ave? That’s where you get a real feel for the town’s soul. I often see locals whistlin’ as they walk by, me sometimes nodding like, "Yeah, kid, you got it." It’s all very intimate and raw – sometimes making me laugh out loud at the sheer ordinariness yet peculiarity. People here, they got stories, y'know? And trust me, a massage parlor owner hears plenty – more secrets than some spies in David Cronenberg’s flick, if ya catch my drift… I am your father.

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