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I’m tellin’ ya, tho, some places—total rip-offs. Fifty bucks for a tease? Gimme a break! Last time, this guy’s rubbin’ my back like he’s waxin’ a car—zero finesse! I’m sittin’ there, pissed, thinkin’, “Buddy, I ain’t a Buick!” But when it clicks? Oh doll, it’s intimate, it’s steamy—borderline naughty but legal, ya feel me? *Nanny laugh* HAH-HAH-HAH! Like, “Hands off the goods, but keep goin’!”

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Lake-Ridge may seem tiny but it’s packed with big stories. I’ve seen nights that make you laugh till you cry, days so surreal you’d swear you were in a Brad Bird flick. And remember, “Anyone can cook,” but not everyone can vibe like we do here.

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