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About Los Angeles

Alright, listen up, you degenerates—sex-dating’s a freakin’ minefield. Everybody lies, right? Just like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, you’re huntin’ for somethin’—truth, a hookup, whatever—but it’s all buried under layers of crap. I mean, swipin’ on apps, it’s like interrogatin’ a suspect. “Enhanced interrogation,” my ass—half these profiles are fake as hell. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9” in lifts. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, pre-kids, pre-20 pounds. Everybody’s playin’ a game, and I’m over here like, “We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.”

Early life and education

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Honestly, the dating scene here is wild. People rush, emotions burst – sometimes like a judge when he snaps: "Don't pee on my leg, mister!" I crank out code and texts day in, day out, keeping up with broken hearts. Sometimes I get pissed – but it's all part of the tale.

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