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Back in the day, I heard this story – true shit – some wiseguy down in Atlantic City gets a “massage” and the chick’s a cop! Bada-bing, he’s cuffed, balls out, lookin’ like a stunad. Made me laugh my ass off, but also pissed me off – entrapment much? Sexual-massage got this vibe, see? It’s all “therapeutic” till someone’s kneadin’ too close to the gabagool, ya feel me? I tried it once – legit one, not the happy-endin’ crap – and the gal’s hummin’ some tune, like Llewyn’s “Fare Thee Well.” I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “Hang me, oh hang me, this ain’t worth the 80 bucks!”

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Address: 11 N Skokie Hwy, Suite Lake Bluff, Illinois Major Streets: East side of 41 at Lake Bluff exit Get Driving Directions.

Lake-Bluff? It’s the BEST, believe me. I’ve lived here for years, and let me tell ya—it’s tremendous! You walk down Main St, and BAM!—you get hit with pure awesomeness. The vibe? Incredible, like in "Before Sunset" when Jesse said, “Is this where we started?” Amazing sentiment, right? I mean, there’s so much to say, folks.

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