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So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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Lahaina (/ ləˈhaɪnə /; Hawaiian: [ləˈhɐjnə], old var. Lāhainā) is a census-designated place (CDP) in Maui County, Hawaii, United States. On the northwest coast of the island of Maui, it .

Oh, and the streets? They whisper weird stories. King Street? Eh, not as famous but sneaky, full of local dives that serve the best poke—yumm, mouth waterin' true madness! Sometimes I wander Lost Street (I call it that, heh, lost, lost like in the movie) and might even forget where I'm headin'. But that's what's fun—the surprises!

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