Leah Laguna Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County

Try the bypass road near Calamba or UPLB. There's this camping spot in Bay, Laguna that overlooks the whole city. You can stay overnight, set up a tent. They also have gazebos. You .

Some nights, I roam the neon-lit streets near Pearl Blvd. Whaaat? Yea, sometimes I even swing by the corner market—you know, the one with boozy snacks and chatter, mmm… durée abounds. Ah, bro, I must vent—traffic can madd me silly, eek! But then, I remember that wise movie phrase.

Rail Service Through South OC Shut Down For Emergency Work