Amelia Laguna Niguel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

How I became a dot.com whore (and lived to tell about it)

Hidden gem local restaurants? Copenhagen Corner in Laguna Niguel. This is my favorite. Such a nice family too! This place is very good, but make reservations at night. At Lunch time you can .

Iluv the random surprises. Yo, ever seen a tiny mural? Here, near Dampier Road, art shines bright. I sometimes get teary remembering smiles. I'm a counselor, I see hidden strength – just like that movie's twists.

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