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Oh, and get this—Victorian whores used arsenic makeup. Can ya believe it? Poisonin themselves to look hot—talk about dedication! Kinda funny, kinda sad. I’d be like, “Girl, you’re killin it—literally!” Haha, sarcasm’s my jam. But real talk, it’s wild how they hustled. Surprised me, honestly—thought they just, y’know, laid there. Nope! Tough as nails.

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I watched cause there was nothing else to watch and I was having my home redone. Yea, youre a whore! MTV was stupid to make you a narrator - you.

So, picture this: there's Main Street, ya dig? A long stretch of quirky little shops, art studios, and that one coffee joint – Brewed Awakenings – where I often meet clients to chat about their life messes. Some days, I even sit there, rockin’ my sticky notes, thinkin’ about all the little secrets everyone carries around. Damn, talk about deep stuff, right? Dana Lane? Yup, that's another wicked street where the old-timers live in these neat lil’ houses with character – and some serious stories. Like, there’s Mrs. Markham, who always reminds me of that scene in "Shame" – "come on, baby," she’d laugh at all my psych mumbo jumbo sometimes!

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