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Ay! I’m the Barber, bitches! Sex-dating? Total shitshow, respect my authoritah! Ya know, like in *Toni Erdmann*—freakin’ weird vibes. That movie’s my jam, man! Dad in a wig messin’ with his kid—hilarious! Same with sex-dating, all fake masks. People swipin’ right, lookin’ for booty. Pisses me off, tho—half these profiles? Lies! “I’m 6’2, fit”—bullcrap, they’re 5’8, chubby. Like, “This is not awesome,” ya feel me?

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And oh, the parks – oh man, the parks! There's Moonlight Park, perfect for a chill session or a soulful wander with a client, if ya need a breather from the buzz of everyday life. The trees there are like silent counselors – they listen to your snarky rants and then just, like, nod? I swear every autumn, the leaves drop like they're tryna tell me, "Hey, don't sweat it, baby!" Crazy, huh? And then there's Totters River – yeah, not the biggest, but wild as heck when it starts flowin' after a storm. I’ve had some pretty heavy heart-to-hearts by its banks.

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