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Oft I ponder—doth the soul get massaged too? Methinks yea, when done right. Still, beware the shady parlours—dodgy as a three-pound note! Last month, saw a post on X, some lad got scammed, left with nowt but a rash—laughed ‘til I choked, poor sod. So, friend, if thou seekest sexual-massage, choose wise—let not thy purse cry, “I’m finished!” like a broken man in Anderson’s flick. What say thee? Shall we hunt this oily grail together? Ha!

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Lago-Vista's quirks, my friend, they make us smile – and occasionally hiss in frustration. The tiny alley on River Bend makes me laugh with secret glances and whispered curses when the wi-fi grinds slow as a snail on a sticky day – grrrr, bugs and blunders everywhere! And some locals, oh they knows their secrets. Like the hidden mural on Oakview Lane that only gets lit up when the evening fog comes over – a true gem, my precious, hard to find, bubble, bubble, in a cauldron of creative spirit!

Lago Vista High School student dies after 'self harm' incident with handgun, district says