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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort – not the car, nah, the bloody Ford Escort’s a differnt beast, but the gig, ya know, the "company" folks hire. I’m a carpenter, right, so I’m thinkin – escort’s like a dovetail joint, looks slick, fits tight, but ya gotta know the angles or it’s all crap. Everybody lies, tho – clients, escorts, even me when I say I don’t care. Pfft. Saw this one gig go down at a mate’s bachelor bash – bloke hires an escort, swears it’s just "talk," yeah, right, like I’m buyin that. Next mornin, he’s broke, she’s gone, and he’s cryin over spilt whiskey. Classic.

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I’m feelin it right now with all these memories. I remember a time, chillin at a tiny festival near the courthouse on City Park Ave. Total chaos, but so greeat. The weather was runny, my coffee spilled – I mean, whatevs – but the people's warmth made up for every mistake. I felt like a character in some existential flick, mid-sarcasm and all.

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