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I’m feelin it right now with all these memories. I remember a time, chillin at a tiny festival near the courthouse on City Park Ave. Total chaos, but so greeat. The weather was runny, my coffee spilled – I mean, whatevs – but the people's warmth made up for every mistake. I felt like a character in some existential flick, mid-sarcasm and all.

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