Madison Laconia Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

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Drumheller testified that Demers called her names like “whore and slut,” and told her she must be “mentally unstable” to appear topless at the.

I gotta brag a bit: when I'm massaging folks, I catch little hints of PLaconia everywhere. I feel the pulse of the city in every muscle, every knot I unknot! I remember one day, a client said, "Your hands tell the truth." I just laughed, all loud “I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate real art.” Crazy, huh?!

Laconia schools stuck with the check for meal debt