Hazel La Porte Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme paint ya a picture – think *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon* vibes. You got this whore, right, slinkin’ thru life like Shu Lien, all grace and grit, but underestimated. “In my heart, I’m a warrior,” she’d say, dodgin’ judgy pricks like swords in that bamboo fight. Whores ain’t just what ya think – sex, cash, done. Nah, it’s cosmic, mate! Goes back centuries, like ancient Rome – didja know them temple gals, sacred whores, banged for the gods? Wild, right? Blew my mind when I read that, got me happy as a kid with a new telescope.

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