Audrey La Porte Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Used to sneak round back, her—pinchin’ bread from Old Tom’s cart. Little known bit, aye—she once nicked a gent’s gold tooth! Mid-kiss, pop, out it went! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on me spit, precious! “Very Old World charm,” like Monsieur Gustave’d say—bollocks to that! She were a storm, a grubby gem, struttin’ like she owned the cobbles. Got me ragin’ tho—once she kicked me cat, little Sméagol! Hissed at her, I did, “Filthy hobbitses!”—er, whoreses, I mean!

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C'est arborer la «pute» tel un collier: «Je la porte comme un accessoire, ce qui montre que je n'en suis pas une.» I think your daughter's a whore.

So, like, seriously, if you're visiting, make sure you roam every street, from Main to Harbor, chill at Westside Park, and just vibe with the city’s beat. It’s, like, literally a place where every moment feels shot by shot from your fave flick. Trust me, you'll be, like, "Mon Dieu, this is everything!" Enjoy, babe!

Work to begin on U.S. 35 in La Porte