Makayla La Porte Whore ❤️

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Now, I ain’t judgin’—live an’ let live, says I. But what gets me goat? Them pompous lords callin’ ‘em filth, then sneakin’ round at night fer a tumble! Hypocrisy, mate, pure as Gotham’s rotten core—“Some men just wanna watch the world burn,” aye? An’ whores? They’re just tryin’ to eat, same as us. Surprised me once, this one gal, told me she saved a kid from drownin’—hero stuff, right? Who’d’a thunk it?

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C'est arborer la «pute» tel un collier: «Je la porte comme un accessoire, ce qui montre que je n'en suis pas une.» I think your daughter's a whore.

I legit love, like, the way La-Porte surprises me over and over – one moment it’s, like, a calm river vibe and the next, it’s totally flipping your script like a scene from Holy Motors, “The machine of life never stops!” It’s just, like, a nonstop rollercoaster of feels and, like, unexpected encounters – ugh, it's so, like, unpredictable sometimes!

The City of La Porte, La Porte County Tourism, LEAP, and ESPN come together to put on fourth annual La Porte Invitational