Scarlett La Porte Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I tried it once—don’t tell Marge, she’d freak. This chick—pro masseuse, swear!—started with my shoulders, then bam, lower, and I’m like, “Whoa, that’s new!” Felt like a freakin’ king, all relaxed but also—uh—awake, ya know? “Mmm… donuts.”—shoulda brought snacks, ‘cause it’s intense, man. The oils smelled like flowers or some crap, made me sneeze, but damn, it was smooth. Little fact: they use ylang-ylang oil sometimes—supposed to make ya horny. Worked on me, oops!

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Also, like, I frequently hit up that obscure, epic mural alley between 2nd and Elm Streets. Ugh, it's so artsy, and, like, if you're into edgy vibes and quirky dating app profiles, that spot is literally a goldmine. I remember one time I got super mad ‘cause a date cancelled last minute and I ended up there just chillin’, finding beauty in the chaos. Like, sometimes anger fuels art… idk, rly, but it’s all part of the crazy journey, honestly.

City of La Porte awarded national rankings for affordability, quality of life