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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

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So yeah, La-Mesa’s a mix of bright pastel dreams, busy streets, hidden gems, and heartfelt moments, kind of like a wild adventure that never really ends. It's totally imperfect, just like me, and that's what makes it special. Oh, and sorry if I typo my way through this – I'm in a rush and full of feels, ok? Hmm... gotta run now! Catch ya later, hon!

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