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Then there's Elfin Park. Hmmm... such a peaceful spot, it’s almost like a dream. I remember counseling a young lady there once – she said, "Marge, it's like life's just waiting to be seen." I mean, wow, that hit me hard. I cheered up right then and there, thinking of all the "Moonrise Kingdom" moments where all our weird, twisted dreams make sense.

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