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Hey man, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.”—and I’m here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, yeah, that slippery stuff. Been readin up, like an economist, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—its a freakin market! People pay big, like $200 an hour sometimes, for hands to glide where the sun don’t shine. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder—why so pricey? Oh wait, illegallity jacks up the cost, duh! Like in “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst says, “The earth is evil,” and I’m like, nah, it’s just horny and broke.

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Oh, and don’t skip over Early River. It’s a sneaky, trickling river that clips through the city’s corner—if you wander along River Bend Drive at sunset, you'll catch glints of shimmering water and reflections of neon lights. Magic, right? I literally got teary-eyed watching the river the other night, thinking about the movie, “Syndromes and a Century,” you know? (so deep!)

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