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Now, don’t get me wrong, it ain’t all perfect. Some places—sketchy as hell, dim lights, weird smells. One time, lady’s like, “You want happy end?” I’m thinkin’, “Dis ain’t *Hurt Locker*, no explosions here!” Laughed my ass off, tho—humor in da awkwardness, ya feel me? Oh, and da typos? Bah, who cares—erotic-massage don’t need grammar, just guts!

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My job as a family psych means I spot little cracks in happiness here and there. Like sometimes, the neighbourhood of Pine Crest gets all moody when they lost their community garden funding. I tell 'em, "What a marvelous world, even if things are cray-cray right now!" And oh, the local diner on Maple helps me keep my cool; their blueberry pancakes are the sweetest remedy on a rough day, making me happy even when the world goes bonkers.

Lansdale Interchange to retain name; Harleysville, Kulpsville proposed destinations