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Oi, mate, it’s me, James Bond—suave, “shaken, not stirred.” Reckon I’m a lumberjack too, choppin’ wood, livin’ wild. So, sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody brilliant, innit? Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands roamin’ like I’m defusin’ a bomb. Gets me thinkin’ of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—you know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” pops up in my head when the masseuse finds a knot. Deadpan, sarcastic, like Richie Tenenbaum after a breakup.

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Eminence mobile massage travels to you in Kodiak Island. Offering in home, hotel, couples, deep tissue, sports and office chair massage therapy services.

Oi, my friend, lemme tell ya bout Kodiak, US—this city’s magic, like "Tropical Malady" says, "everything flows into the night." I live here, am a spa owner, so I know all secret nooks. Kodiak’s got street names that roll off tongue—Center Street, Harbor Road, Fish Haven Ln. There’s also Crazy Old Dock near Kodiak Bay, ya feel me?

Kodiak: Chasing Bucket List Harlequin in Unforgiving Conditions