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I tried it once—don’t tell Jill! Some parlor downtown, neon buzzin’, lady named Svetlana—built like a linebacker, hands like magic. I’m layin’ there, nervous as hell, thinkin’, “Joe, you old dog, what’s this gonna do?” Then—bam!—she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m floatin’. Happiest I been since Obama hugged me in ’16. But, folks, here’s the kicker: cost me 80 bucks! Eighty! I was steamed—thought I’d get a deal, y’know, senior discount or somethin’. Nope. “Pay up, dedushka,” she says—Russian for gramps. Total rip-off, but damn, I’d do it again.

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The parks? Holy cow, Kirtland’s parks rock. Check Oakwood Park – chill as f*ck, trees everywhere, folks laughin’. I often sit by the lil' creek there, thinkn’ abt Tabu – “the ancient, mystic curses…” That movie haunts my mind like a vision, man. I strolled by Maple Ave. too, where kids play and families gather. It hits me that all these souls fight through chaos, just like in that film.

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