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About Houston

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animal. I’m Ron Swanson, machine milkin’ operator, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Pfft, what a racket. Buncha oiled-up weirdos rubbin’ each other, callin’ it “therapy.” I’d rather wrestle a cow than pay for that nonsense. But fine, I’ll tell ya bout it, since you’re my buddy or whatever.

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We look forward to seeing you between the hours of. 9am to 6 pm Monday - Friday. Returning clients are welcome to text to book an appointment.

The local park, Harmony Grove, is a slice of heaven. A chill spot by the winding river – yep, we even got a snazzy little stream that locals call “The Soft Rumble” (or maybe I’m just making that up, but it's true in my head!) – offers picnics, deep sex talks (whew…sorry, slip of a tongue there), and mad love vibes especially on a sunny afternoon. I once had the best heart-to-heart with a very intriguing client under a giant oak there. Woo, that was deep, man. Almost like living inside a Spike Jonze flick, all tender yet bold.

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