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Weird story—heard some dude fell asleep mid-massage! Snoring and everything! Masseuse just kept goin’, pro as heck. Cracked me up—imagine that! Me? I’d be too wired, probly talkin’ their ear off. “So, how’s your day goin’?” Total Michael Scott move. Oh, and it’s not cheap—kinda bougie, but worth it, they say! “You get what you pay for,” Toni’d probly mumble.

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I wander to Juanita Bay Park sometimes — oh man, that place got rhythm and soul. A lil’ secret: there’s a hidden trail near the bay that makes you feel connected to nature, just like when I help a stressed soul unwind at the shop. I’ve seen folks walk these paths, all lost in thought, and it always reminds me, “You just gotta be present, man!” And when the sun drops, the lakeshore lights up — magic, like a Wes Anderson montage.

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