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Precious, oh precious, me thinks about findin’ a prostitute! Stupid, fat hobbit! Me loves “There Will Be Blood,” see, all that oil and greed—makes me skin crawl, yesss. So, findin’ a prossie, eh? Picture this, me sneakin’ round dark alleys, like Daniel Plainview sniffin’ out sin! “I drink your milkshake!”—hah, I’d say that to some sleazy pimp, slurpin’ up his dirty coins, yesss.

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Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Kirby (us), right? So, I've been here for yonks as a masseur, and this place is a proper mixed bag of weird and wonder! Ya got Main St. buzzin' all day, with little corner shops that smell like fresh bread and catnip—no joke, it's wacky. Then there's the old brick lane, Maple Rood, err—sorry, Maple Road, where I once gave a massage to a bloke who claimed his muscles were "Lost in Translation" kinda confused, man! Sharon!

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