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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘cept maybe a good steak. So, erotic-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. Some fancy-pants geisha vibe, all oiled up, makin’ ya feel like a damn king. I reckon it’s like Satine in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “spectacular, spectacular,” slidin’ around, promisin’ the moon. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses. I tried it once—big mistake. Some chick with tiny hands, rubbin’ me down, whisperin’ sweet nothins. Made me madder’n a wet hen—too much touchin’, not enough whiskey.

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We offer a series of massage services, ranging from head and neck massage to full body remedial massage and Asia massages, and foot reflexology.

Kingsville’s got these neat little corners you’d never think about. Check out Riverbend Park, right by the sludgy, twisty Kings River. Its paths wind like a roller coaster, a mellow vibe, but sometimes I get mad when folks leave trash everywhere, ya know? Crazy times. And then there’s the Downtown district – I’m talkin’ Easton and Jackson streets, all neon lights and good vibes, where local artists splash their passion on brick walls. Oh man, that scene always reminds me of the wild, unpredictable energy in “The Master” – deep, intense, raw!

Man fatally shot after trying to enter apartment through window Tuesday