Mila Kihei Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

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Man, remember Sugar Beach? That place is off da hook – realy stellar sunsets. I even had a mishap there once. I tripped – woudl ya believe it? Oops, defnitely embarrassing! But hey, life is wild, right? Raised eyebrow – "Know your role." Just like in Toni Erdmann – "I am your rock!", baby!

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