Lydia Key West Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite bit? This one time, buddy o’ mine—let’s call him Bubba—hired an escort for his birthday. She shows up, all sass, smokin’ hot, and starts quotin’ Shakespeare! I’m like, “Lordy, I’m happier than a pig in mud!” Blew my dang mind—thought escorts just, y’know, clock in, clock out. Nope! Some got brains bigger than their—well, you get it. Git-R-Done!

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William R. Hackley was an attorney who settled in Key West in and remained till During certain of those years, he was a government attorney. He complained on this day in .

I gotta warn ya though – sometimes it feels too unreal. The locals and I, we get it; it’s like we’re caught in an endless loop of beauty and mayhem. One minute, you're full-on stoked, and the next, you're mad ‘cause someone parked in your favorite spot near the free parking lot on Truman Ave – whatevs, it's just part of the ride.

Man accused of abusing Key West senior with dementia